I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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