I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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