I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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