Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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