We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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