Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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