so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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