Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I'm not a mortal combat character

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but my vagina is

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(850): View more from Florida

OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.

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and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...

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(416): View more from Toronto

i flashed his best friends last night

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you always were good at making good first impressions

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(720): View more from Colorado

You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.

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(903): View more from Texas

I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.

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