Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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