Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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