A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
All the doctor said was why
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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