sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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