it hurts more in the daytime
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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