I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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