I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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