Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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