Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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