Me too!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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