"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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