you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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