sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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