also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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