yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
