And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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