Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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