Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm drive I can fine osifer
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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