that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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