Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He uses pillows to masturbate.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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