before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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