The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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