Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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