i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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