i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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