yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
we're so committed to being not committed
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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