I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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