Whod you bang
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
