The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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