Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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