Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We don't watch enough power rangers
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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