everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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