He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Operation Purity has been aborted
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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