he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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