thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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