Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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