you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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