I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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