that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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