Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
It was confusing and full of hummus
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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