Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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