i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize