Sry I called you an 8
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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