Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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