Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
