i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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