Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
