Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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