i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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