The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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