I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize