She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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