I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
There's always time for handjobs
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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